Silly things to collect on the way: pointless stiles and gates

You'll be surprised by the things you find on walks. Not bowled-over by all of them perhaps, but gather them all together and you've got something quietly wonderful. So without further ado: 32 UTTERLY POINTLESS STILES AND GATES...

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Lisa Cadwallader spotted this beaut on the Wrekin.

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Carole Rodgers' walking partner couldn't bring himself to look at this abomination on Rothiemurchus estate.

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Kaz Benders was offered a hop, skip and a jump into the brambles by this one.

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Sally Hitchings spotted a number of flaws with this stile in Boston park South Yorkshire.

 

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Tellulah Delores came across this rarer treasure at Trefechan beach – a gate not only pointless but blocked by rocks from a storm.

 

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Russell Lomas laments the fact his dog still walked up to it at first and waited for this to be opened for him.

 

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Where would the Ribble Way be without this wondered Sarah Swindells.

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Beth Costin spotted a stile in its dying moments at Ogden water.

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Textbook pointlessness from Rebecca Burton.

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Andrew Shone was delighted with this relic near the smallest city in Britain, St Davids. 

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Excellent grippy surface on this redundant stile spotted by Geina Morgan‎.

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Mandy Harrison shot this wistful stile just outside Morwenstow on the coast path, as it dreamed of boot-treads passed.

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Hi ho! It's off to nowhere we go! Well played Sally Smith on the Roman Fort Walk near Hope.

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Sara-Jane Davies‎ walked from Westoning to Pulloxhill without any assistance from this gate.

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Good job that gate's there, Karen Porter. Bonus points for texting teen.

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Hazel Kerrison found this pointless perch near Rosedale on the Yorkshire moors, and had a wally on hand to demonstrate.

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Angela Barnes‎ rejoiced in this gate whose moment in command had long-since passed.

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Not much longer for this one spotted by Ruth Harland in Dalston, Cumbria.

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Nice and new, totally needless, by Wendy Chidgey.

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Michelle Neighbour spotted this high-falutin' gate arrangement utterly ignored by the path at Horrocks Wood & nature trail.

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Nigel Riley wondered when the last time this stile felt the touch of feet was.

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'Please close the gate' read the sign. Imagine what might happen if you didn't, wondered Gillian Nicholl.

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Sue Mulley spotted this gate doing a passable impression of an abandoned Ifor Williams trailer.

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Nikki Payne appreciated the effort of this gate to keep out of walkers' way.

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Well, it looks pretty at least, thought Joanne Burr.

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Claire Lloyd, relishing the redundancy.

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This one was almost poignantly isolated (again by Claire Lloyd).

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If you go down to the woods today, you're sure of a pointless style, says Joanne Davies.

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Splendidly sure of itself, but this pointless orifice wasn't fooling Jodie Trembles.

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Pointless stiles: the poor landowner's folly. By Sarah Jones.

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Two nice gates there, doing nowt, observed Linda Blackwell.

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And is this where the craze goes next? A thought-provoking bench.