Silly things to collect along the way: faces in trees

You;ll see them, we promise. Some silly, some scary – but their bark is worse than their bite: 23 FACES IN TREES

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Suzanne I'ons spotted this disillusioned clown.

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Sara-Jayne Davies was startled by this giant tree snail.

 

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Whereas Val Cook was cheered by a jolly sloth.

 

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'Welcome to my world, such as it is' said this tree to Pip Sticks.

 

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Is there a sight more melancholy than a downed unicorn, wonders Jennifer Weckworth?

 

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Susan Goldsmith applauds this shameless belly dancer past her best.

 

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Ever-skyward this owl gazes – spotted by Susan Goldsmith.

 

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'It's a trap!' Chris Bamford spotted Star Wars' Admiral Ackbar in repose.

 

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Kim Russell bravely ignored the crude jibes this tree was hurling.

 

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A human-tree hybrid experiment gone horribly wrong. 'Please. Kill me' heard Kelly Watkin.

 

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Open wide and say 'Aaarrghghhgh' said Elaine Reeve.

 

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All he wanted was a friend, but he was too stumpy for Marcus Easterling.

 

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This tree enjoyed a distinguished career at the RSC before Kenneth Branagh came and ruined it all with his populism. Jennifer Weckworth sympathised.

 

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'Yeah, a lot of people would see having three eyes as a social drawback, but the way I see it, if someone's got a problem with it then it's their problem, do you know what I mean?'. Sue Ashton wasn't sure where to look.

 

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Is there anything in my nose? Is there? Dianna Low was kind enough to perform a discreet check.

 

 

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Gill Dunkerley urged this tree to cast his mind back to saplinghood to see if he could remember any of his youthful enthusiasms.

 

 

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It was too late to rescue this poor trapped chimp, rued Helen Smith.

 

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'Oooh, strapless top in THIS weather? It's not Palm Beach love!' Chris Thorn was appalled by this tree's catty attitude.

 

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All trees go through a Tarzan-impersonating phase, discovered Sue Meek.

 

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'Yes, it's a tattoo, no I'm not proud of it' this tree told a passing Natalie Jane Thomas.

 

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Kim Russell met a Direwolf.

 

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But it was no match for Patra Fairclough's stegosaurus.

 

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Stop hiding back there, Beaker! encouraged Jacqui Wood.